Thanks to Roadside America, I found a few ridiculous attractions at which to stop on my way.
The first was Vollis Simpson's whirlygig farm in Lucama, North Carolina:
The next was South of the Border, South Carolina, home of Pedro, the world's largest bulletin board (picture #1), and more fiberglass statues than I care to recall:
And last, but not least, somewhere off I-95 in South Carolina: